In a quiet cul-de-sac just outside the digital ruins of Wall Street 2.0 lives Mr. Luxamberg — a man who does everything "by the book"... even though the book is usually upside-down.
Polite, well-dressed, and blindly optimistic, Mr. Luxamberg stumbled into wealth the same way a pigeon wins the lottery: accidentally. He’s got a decent house, a decent job, a decent wife — and absolutely no idea how close to ruin he gets on a daily basis. Luckily, things always somehow work out for him.

But behind every lucky break stands his son, Maxxie — a streetwise Gen Z degen with diamond hands, chronic FOMO, and a mission:
Keep Dad from blowing it all... again.
Maxxie’s a whiz at cleaning up after disasters: tracing token trails, unstucking ETH, and finding airdrop refunds like a true survivor. The problem?
Nobody gives him credit. Not even Lexi.

Ah yes... Lexi. Daughter of Mr. Mayer, the silent boss of Luxaverse.
Lexi’s drop-dead hot, terrifyingly smart, and deeply uninterested in attention. She doesn’t care about money — only her Yorkie, Holden, who’s basically a stoned philosopher with fleas.
But when Lexi makes a token call, the entire block listens — her picks print harder than USDT. Nobody knows her sources. Maxxie suspects other simps are feeding her alpha, but hey — her charts don't lie.

At the top of it all sits Mr. Mayer — Lexi’s father. The real power in the Luxaverse.
He doesn’t yell. He doesn’t warn.
He just says something once.
And when he does, you do it — or you vanish from the chart.
And in the middle of all this?

Karen.
Maxxie’s mom. Mr. Luxamberg’s wife.
She doesn’t speak much, but when she does...
The chart listens. The rug lifts. The bugs vanish.

Lexi’s dog by title — but in truth, he answers to no one.

Clueless? Maybe.
Chaotic? Definitely.
Important? You have no idea.

While Mr. Luxamberg fumbles his way through business deals he doesn’t understand, and Maxxie tries to keep the house from burning down, Holden Trenchriever is there — half-asleep on the couch, looking like he’s doing nothing... but somehow always ends up exactly where he shouldn’t be.

Whispers say he’s witnessed every major move in the Luxaverse before it even happened. Others think he’s just vibing with Lexi's gaming chair and accidentally stepping on alpha.